Things I saw at the pool that shouldn't be seen

This perhaps isn't my smartest post. But really, I just HAVE to paint this picture for you. And this picture begins at MY pool.

1. Young women wearing bikinis...stomachs protruding farther than boobs. My thought on this is just because you can physically put a bikini ON, doesn't mean it's a good idea!
2. Similarly figured young gentleman, sunburnt, with an enormous tattoo on his shoulder of a pig mounting another pig, with steam coming out both of their sets of nostrils. The caption above this charming graphic? "Makin' Bacon." Who permanently inks that on his body? It was after this thought that I realized I had pulled my sunglasses down, mouth agape. It took all kinds of restraint NOT to walk over and ask if that particular tattoo was the result of a lost bet or drunken night of misfortune. Something told me neither applied.

I think it might be time to move. On the upside, I felt all superlative in my new Ralph Lauren one piece, AND like a supermodel amidst all the piggies!